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Engineers quotes funny. Funny engineering quotes are a collection of sayings about. Real Engineers know how to take the cover off of their computer and are not afraid to do it. Engineers believe that if it aint broke it doesnt have enough features yet.

But can you. The architect said I like spending time with my wife building a firm foundation of a marriage The artist said I enjoy the time I spend with my mistress because of all the passion and energy The engineer said I enjoy both. So please enjoy this funny engineering quotesand feel free to comments below.

Believe that if it aint broke dont fix it. Best funny science quotes selected by thousands of our users. And its technology was called circuit switching and.

Now this is complicated. Its funny how good memories can make you cry its funny how forever never seems to last its funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past its funny how friends can just leave when youre down its funny how when you need someone they. Real Engineers know the ABCs of Infrared from A to B.

It s possible you might have to be an engineer to truly appreciate engineering jokes and humor but if you get the jokes they are certainly funny. Quotes tagged as engineering Showing 1-30 of 202 When you want to know how things really work study them when theyre coming apart William Gibson Zero History. What are some funny Engineering memes or quotes from India.

Funny quotes on engineering life. 7 Engineering Joke About Scottish Sheep. 8065 likes 33 talking about this.

A page tells thing you would experience after joining engineering. Searching for engineering quotes and sayings ie. The engineer smiled back came close to doctors ear and said I can pick any dead engine and make it alive.

Engineers Day Funny Quotes Sometimes I feel that engineers are born with a different kind of brains. Free download and share funny quotes on engineering students life with your friends or families. Funny engineering quotes and sayings engineering quotes sayings quotations collection a common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.

The doctor smiled at the engineer and came close to his ear and said. 1 An Electrical Engineer And Talking Frog. For me all are engineers whether civil or otherwise but who am i to conclude that.

Happy Engineers Day Let us celebrate Engineers Day by thanking these amazingly intelligent people Life was so simple and mundane when engineers were not there. Not only classic but Epic. Try the same when the engine is running.

3 Joke About An Engineer A Statistician And A Physicist. If you have a wife and a mistress both women think you are. Lazy engineers engineering is all about laziness in the name of a better life.

It is amazing that almost anything is made fun of and engineering doesn t escape the list. Real Engineers briefcases contain a Phillips screwdriver a copy of Quantum Physics and a half of a peanut butter sandwich. Must be an engineer If you are residing in a sky scrapper and your cloths fall off from terrace then this is the way to get.

Engineer Funny Quotes. So please enjoy this funny engineering quotesand feel free to comments below. For me all are engineers whether civil or otherwise but who am i to conclude that.

Share the real meaning of the student struggle of the engineers through funny status quotes. But there are a lot of in jokes in engineering. Must be an engineer If you are residing in a sky scrapper and your cloths fall off from terrace then this is the way to get them back.

See more ideas about engineering humor funny quotes funny. 33 Engineers Funny QuotesThe last one is ultimate 1. 4 Electrical Engineering Student And His Friend.

Real Engineers dont find the above at all funny. 5 A Man In A Hot Air Balloon. Find the newest funny engineer quotes meme.

The last one is ultimate 1. An architect artist and engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with their wives or mistresses. Funny civil engineering quotes can be found in the quotes above.

Explore 278 Engineers Quotes by authors including Scott Adams Mark Zuckerberg and Twyla Tharp at BrainyQuote. Computer engineering quotes civil engineer quotes electrical engineering quotes mechanical funny. On The Road Again In No Time Wait Says The Electrical Engineer The Way It Just Stopped Like That.

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