Quotes tagged as writers Showing 1-30 of 2489 You have to write the book that wants to be written. If the English language made any sense lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.
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Funny writer quotes. Discover and share Writer Funny Quotes. Not on purpose - Steven Wright If you cant annoy somebody theres little point in writing - Kingsley Amis An autobiography usually reveals nothing about its writer except his memory -. For your born writer nothing is so healing as the realization that he has come upon the right word Catherine Drinker Bowen Each writer is born with a repertory company in his head.
And if the book will be too difficult for grown-ups then you write it for children. Funny Quotes AboutWriting Group 2. If Mark Twain had had Twitter he would have been amazing at it.
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. Easy reading is damn hard writing Nathaniel Hawthorne. My book sales are way down today.
The road to hell is paved with adverbs. Ill pray for good semen. An Anthology of Humor from Mark Twain to The Onion I made a discovery.
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As you get older you become more skillful at casting them Gore Vidal. Going to church doesnt make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. You get into the habit of writing every day so that when she shows up you have the maximum chance of catching her bashing her on the head and squeezing every last drop out of that bitch.
Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. Explore 1000 Funny Quotes by authors including Groucho Marx Will Rogers and Elbert Hubbard at BrainyQuote. I have 10 or so and thats a lot.
Did 1500 easy words so all in all it was a pretty good day Neil Gaiman. 15 Most Hilarious Author Quotes. If you like statistics become a CPA.
You do not sit down and write every day to force the Muse to show up. Shakespeare has perhaps 20 players. To be a writer is to be the very best of assassins.
This is one of those funny quotes about writing thats so motivational too. The quotes as humorus as they may be also have a certain amount of truth and give us a reminder of why we do what we do. While editing my new book The 50 Funniest American Writers.
Never mind the damn statistics. When writing a novel thats pretty much entirely what life turns into. See more ideas about funny quotes quotes writer quotes.
But he probably wouldnt have gotten around to writing Huckleberry Finn. Funny Quotes About the Writing Process I wrote a few childrens books. One of them calls me a purveyor of insipid wet-dreams.
And Ill get all of my friends to pray for good semen. Also Ive received two scathing reviews. My doctor gave me six months to live but when I couldnt pay the bill he gave me six months more.
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